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Always Wash Your Balls – Premium Golf Ball Marker

Always Wash Your Balls – Premium Golf Ball Marker

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Keep your game clean and your sense of humor dirty.
Let’s be honest: nobody likes a dirty game. Whether you are hacking your way out of the deep rough or actually lining up a birdie putt, this funny golf ball marker is the ultimate pocket companion for every golfer who appreciates a good laugh (and excellent personal hygiene on the green).
Designed to look like a premium casino poker chip, this marker features a crisp, vibrant graphic of a golf ball resting on a red tee over lush green grass, accompanied by the golden rule of golf: "Always Wash Your Balls."
It is the perfect icebreaker for the first tee box, a great way to psych out your putting opponents, and a guaranteed conversation starter when you drop it on the green.
Why You Need This Marker in Your Bag:
  • The Perfect Golf Gift: Looking for a hilarious golf gift for men, a funny white elephant present, or a unique bachelor party golf favor? Look no further.
  • Never Lose Your Spot: The oversized poker chip design is incredibly easy to spot from across the green, even if your vision is blurry from too many beers at the turn.
  • Premium Quality: Built heavy and durable so it won't fly away in a stiff breeze, unlike your opening drive.
  • Double-Take Design: Features bold yellow and green cursive text with high-definition printing that won't fade, scratch, or peel.
Product Specifications:
  • Item Type: Novelty Poker Chip Golf Ball Marker
  • Material: Heavy-duty, durable composite clay with a textured edge for easy grip
  • Dimensions: Standard poker chip size (approx. 40mm diameter)
  • Visuals: Double-sided print with red and white edge stripes

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Golf Store UK is a UK registered company in England and Wales.

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42 Sergeant Drive
Paddington
Warrington
Cheshire
WA1 3GQ 

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